Why I won’t fly unless I’m piloting

That won’t do you any good. The wife of a pilot was over for dinner a few nights ago, and said that TSA was even worse with the pilots. She told us a couple of her husband’s stories. One was being screened with a frustrated fellow pilot who told the screeners, “You know, crashing an airplane wouldn’t be hard for me to do. I wouldn’t need to bring anything on board with me to do it.” The pilot got in trouble for threatening to crash a plane.