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Prezydential Speechifications

May 30th, 2012 by Pecos Bill

I heered as them slaughterhouses in Chicaggy pretty much swarmed with Poles.  Howsomever, that there’s no call for bein’ dumber ‘n a stump and oratin’ ’bout Polish death camps.  Folks ain’t cattle.  Them there genyoowine death camps weren’t Polish at all, they did their killin’ under the Nazi brand.  Which I reckon should be common knowledge, as I seem to recollect we had to posse up practically the whole Yoonited States to settle those Nazi skunks’ hash.

This hyer diplomacy of the Prezydent’s puts me in mind o’ one of Teddy’s sayin’s, as how the Prezydent oughter talk stupidly and put a big foot in his mouth, though now as I come to think on it, that weren’t the sayin’ at all.
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May 30th, 2012 10:49:17

The Junior Ganymede
May 30, 2012

Our editorial staff has replaced some of Mr. Bill’s rather antiquated expressions for persons of Polish ethnicity so as not to detract from his over-all message of support for our gallant Polish allies and disapprobation of the President’s gaffe.

May 30, 2012

You are wise to raise your defenses, as even the excuse that Shakespeare used an antiquated expression for persons of Polish ethnicity will no longer do.

La Llorona
May 30, 2012

We must think of the children!

Geoff B
May 30, 2012

Pecos Bill, I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks.

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