Junior Ganymede
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Attention, Homo-Hatin’ Bigots

February 07th, 2012 by Adam G.

The Ninth Circuit is on to you. Your atavistic views, redolent of the last century, clearly have no place in our Constitution. Which sprung full-grown out of Lady Gaga’s head in the year 2020.

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February 07th, 2012 12:52:29

Ninth Circuit.
February 7, 2012

Look, guys, we sympathize with your hateful commitment to virtue and history and don’t even really have a problem with your venomous, dark commitment to stable social institutions. But the Constitution says what it says. Look, right there in the Preamble it talks about 13 sister states forming a more perfect union.

Also, the 11th Amendment, read backwards, spells out p.o.l.y.m.o.r.p.h.o.u.s.l.y. p.e.r.v.e.rs.e.

John Mansfield
February 7, 2012

Politically, the timing is hilarious. I never considered that Proposition 8 battle would still be a going concern in 2012, that it would so directly be reminded to the electorate that they are choosing between the man who nominated Kagan and Sotomayor and a man who is part of a religion whose enormous wealth and powers of persuasion (twenty times that of all the Hollywood studios combined) compelled Californians to vote for Prop. 8. The dark cloud to this silver lining is that I can’t imagine clumsy, embarrassed Romney using this to his advantage (and that of the nation).

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