The new Terry Schiavo

Of course, anything written by the Onion should be consumed with tongue firmly in cheek….

I’m concerned about the slippery slope here. If you start euthanizing teenagers, pretty soon you might be euthanizing real people or even pets.

His Majesty tells me he was worried that the clones would turn out to be too lifelike for the Senate to be willing to send them into combat. He says he is surprised now how naive he was then.