Junior Ganymede
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Unclear on the concept

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

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January 31st, 2012 16:29:21

Charming

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

You can now buy tumor-shaped jewelry to show solidarity with persons suffering from breast cancer.

His Majesty: “I suppose it could be worse. They could be showing solidarity with persons suffering from hypospadia.”

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January 31st, 2012 11:01:21

In defense of Burke’s “little platoons”

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

A touching essay on how the dying talk about God.

And an unflatterintg look at Harvard divinity professors.

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January 31st, 2012 10:02:32

“It is raining soup, and we are stuck holding a fork.”

January 30th, 2012 by Vader

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January 30th, 2012 11:27:23

Why I’m Grateful for Ron Paul Fans

January 30th, 2012 by G.

Their reckless frenetic conspiracy-mindedness gives me the only chance I’ll ever have to use the phrase “hell on wheels within wheels.” (more…)

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January 30th, 2012 09:35:10

He not only pays tithing, he baptized a DEAD man into the Mormon church!

January 29th, 2012 by Bookslinger

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January 29th, 2012 17:15:55

Moon Base 2020

January 26th, 2012 by Pecos Bill

Goldurn, Newt Gingrich, you lyin’ bag of bloat, quit tryin’ to make me like you. So fur yur efforts are a durn sight too near successful. Dad blast it, furst a cussed Democrat talked sense and now even yur doin’ it, it ain’t right.

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January 26th, 2012 13:09:19

Summarizing SOTU

January 26th, 2012 by Vader

In a single snarky run-on sentence. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t spot-on.

 

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January 26th, 2012 09:31:22

A speech finely tuned to the audience

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

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January 25th, 2012 17:46:32

Police chief unclear on the concept

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 17:13:58

Shocking video of U.S. Marines urinating on corpses

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 10:49:13

Homosexuality can be a choice.

January 24th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Over the past several years I’ve made several comments at various blogs that same-sex marriage (which is a very big step in the overall destigmatization of homosexuality) will lead to homosexuality becoming a socially acceptable choice.

Well, it has started sooner than I thought it would.  I refer you to recent statements by Cynthia Nixon, who, after a 15-year marriage to man, claims she chose to be gay.

Couple this with primary and secondary school textbooks being rewritten to contain positive homosexual characters, and arts and media presenting positive homosexual characters and role models.

I  invite you to connect the dots and extrapolate.

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January 24th, 2012 11:59:58

Big, Bad Ideas (and Some Good Ones)

January 24th, 2012 by G.

Gingrich’s space ideas, some of ‘em, make me want to hoot ‘n’ holler. But his other notions plumb make me want to shoot the cheatin’ varmint. Them thar fancifal decoctions of what he is pleased to call his headpiece are dumber than a steer in a dairy.

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January 24th, 2012 10:08:05

Decidedly eccentric

January 23rd, 2012 by Vader

A most unusual lecture on some genuinely groundbreaking medical research. Warning: Not for the modest. Hint: The research was on novel treatments for the condition we bashfully call E.D.

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January 23rd, 2012 12:42:15

More Free E. James Stone

January 23rd, 2012 by G.

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January 23rd, 2012 10:09:28