Choose your punch line.

Headline: Woman faces 50 years behind bars for decapitating [her ex-boyfriend's] piglet.

1. “decapitated his piglet” is not a euphemism.

2. The average time served (in Florida) for killing a human (1st degree murder) is only 20.5 years. (Used to be only 9.8).

3. “Brain injury”  and “Adderall” are mentioned.