Junior Ganymede
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Talking trash to your girlfriend

November 30th, 2011 by Vader

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November 30th, 2011 16:27:48

True Confessions

November 30th, 2011 by Georgie Porgie

I am a practitioner of the oscult arts.

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November 30th, 2011 10:48:23

Decline is Decline

November 29th, 2011 by G.

[I]n the sack of Athens the Goths had collected all the libraries, and were on the point of setting fire to this funeral pile of Grecian learning, had not one of their chiefs, of more refined policy than his brethren, dissuaded them from the design; by the profound observation, that as long as the Greeks were addicted to the study of books, they would never apply themselves to the exercise of arms. The sagacious counsellor (should the truth of the fact be admitted) reasoned like an ignorant barbarian. In the most polite and powerful nations, genius of every kind has displayed itself about the same period; and the age of science has generally been the age of military virtue and success.

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November 29th, 2011 10:14:25

A classic takedown

November 29th, 2011 by Vader

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November 29th, 2011 10:08:02

America’s Loss is New Zealand’s Gain

November 28th, 2011 by John Mansfield

New Zealand’s Green Party will hold thirteen seats after Saturday’s election. Among their new Members of Parliament is expatriate Californian Julie Anne Genter. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 14:06:05

I almost certainly take myself too seriously

November 28th, 2011 by Vader

But this had me laughing my carapace off.

 

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November 28th, 2011 13:25:47

Six-year-old boy who played “doctor”

November 28th, 2011 by Vader

Is now looking at being listed as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Proving that even the most worthy of causes (coming down hard on child molestation) can still be taken too far by a sufficiently corrupt mind.

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November 28th, 2011 11:22:25

On the sweetness of Mormon [Missionary] life…

November 28th, 2011 by Bookslinger

We were in a South American mission. I was the District Leader of a remote district, hours away from the mission office and any other district. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 01:29:49

The Festival

November 25th, 2011 by GST

Christmastime approaches! You might profitably spend an evening home with your family staging a dramatic reading of my favorite Christmas story.

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November 25th, 2011 12:04:28

Choose your punch line.

November 23rd, 2011 by Bookslinger

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November 23rd, 2011 18:00:58

Eliza R. Snow Rebukes Feminism

November 23rd, 2011 by G.

Rebukes might be too strong and too little a word. Say rather that Eliza R. Snow transcends feminism in this quote: (more…)

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November 23rd, 2011 07:17:38

Cutting Edge Science

November 22nd, 2011 by G.

A groundbreaking study reveals that men respond differently to women in clothes than to women in bikinis. That sound you hear is the shattering of paradigms and the breaking of old certainties.

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November 22nd, 2011 10:56:07

The Decline and Fall of the Dirty Word

November 22nd, 2011 by Man SL

I am seeing a lot of people now who use italics or whatever to emphasize Anglo-Saxon emphatic word. W.t.F! The word is losing its power.  Time was when it was its own emphasis. (more…)

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November 22nd, 2011 10:21:37

A message from our troops

November 21st, 2011 by Vader

To Occupy Wall Street:   (more…)

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November 21st, 2011 17:28:06

Black Men Do Better in Conservative Regions

November 21st, 2011 by G.

Offered without comment or speculation.

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November 21st, 2011 13:38:37