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Mitt and the Seven Dwarves

October 14th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

Mitt Romney is not my beau ideal of a candidate, but if he were I hope I’d announce it in the most facetious and self-denigrating manner possible. Andrew Malcolm for President.

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October 14th, 2011 08:54:02
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Vader
October 14, 2011

Loved that article.

Mitt isn’t my perfect candidate, either, but he’s probably the closest I’ll ever have the opportunity to vote for.

His Majesty: “Cthulu for president. Why choose the lesser evil?”

(His Majesty is of course not running. Being Emperor of a galaxy far, far away, his position is quite safe from your pitiful little band of Republican candidates.)

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