Just say NO to trouser snakes

I assumed at first this was about the hackers who retaliated against BART spokeman Lindon Johnson, and released not only documents, but pictures he had of him and his…… snake.

A snake expert gave a presentation at a meeting I was at. The specific topic was poisonous snakes, and photos were of snake bite victims who were bitten by their pet poisonous snakes. He said the victims all had at least 4 out of 5 T’s: testicles, tatoos, wore t-shirts, lived in a trailer, were toothless.