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Stupor Mundi

July 18th, 2011 by Adam G.

I am pleased to announce the birth of Stupor Mundi, our first son. We can’t say whether he will one day bestride the world in bloody conquest or merely invent an anti-gravity device to lift his cartful of Nobel prizes; the little man hasn’t decided yet.

Mother and child are doing well after some initial roil. He weighs 8 pounds at birth and is 20 1/2 inches long. He has pianist fingers and toes, and a bit of a temper. His first name is Adam, like his father, great-grandfather, great-great grandfather, and great-great-great grandfather. His middle name is Hartley, like his father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and great-great grandfather.

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Vader
July 18, 2011

You almost make it sound like how His Majesty got his trooper army.

No matter. Congratulations on the reinforcements.


danithew
July 18, 2011

Congrats!


Raymond Takashi Swenson
July 18, 2011

Congratulations! We added our 14th grandchild on the evening of July 4, just as the fireworks were going off outside the hospital. Her middle name is Columbia.


Bookslinger
July 18, 2011

Congrats. If anyone’s entitled to replicate their DNA, it’s you.


mmiles
July 18, 2011

Congrats!


Julie M. Smith
July 18, 2011

Congratulations!


Wm
July 18, 2011

Congratulations. I’m glad the initial roil was soon overcome and look forward to hearing more about the young man’s exploits.


lyle
July 18, 2011

Fab. I’m excited for y’all and the wee one.


Zen
July 19, 2011

Many congratulations! We are all excited for you.


Marc Bohn
July 19, 2011

Congratulations Adam


Kristine
July 19, 2011

Wonderful news! Mazel tov!!


John C.
July 19, 2011

Congrats!


Ben H
July 19, 2011

Hurray! Congratulations!


john f.
July 20, 2011

Congratulations. That is wonderful news.


Agellius
July 20, 2011

Happy the man whose quiver is full. Blessings and congratulations to you and your wife.


Ken
July 20, 2011

Bookslinger,

You mean, we have to be entitled to replicate our DNA??? Ouch! Well, that explains why I’ve never been invited to “play” in the gene pool … ROFLMREO … Sigh. At any rate, congratulations, Mr. Greenwood. Please accept this chocolate cyber-cigar …


Adam G.
July 21, 2011

My thanks to all for their kind congratulations.


Cynthia L.
July 22, 2011

Congratulations!

Having looked around at your family line on FamilySearch (as you know, we intersect at one point), it’s fun to know the Adam Greenwood chain will continue. Best to new Adam and his wonderful older sisters and parents.


Rosalynde
August 16, 2011

Wonderful news, Adam! Congratulations to the whole family.


Vader
August 15, 2012

So, it’s been a year.

Has he conquered anything yet?


Adam G.
August 15, 2012

Mainly women’s hearts. He’s an inveterate flirt.

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