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The Land of Desolation, the Land Californiaward.

June 21st, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

To be perfectly frank, I prefer my scriptures to stay scriptural. (more…)

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June 21st, 2011 08:01:58

Bonfire of the Little Girls

June 20th, 2011 by The Junior Ganymede

Not only are we against abortion on principle, but, like many misogynists, we are covertly rather fond of women. So stories like this horrify.

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June 20th, 2011 13:23:43

You can’t shoot up macaroni and cheese

June 20th, 2011 by Vader

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June 20th, 2011 12:30:25

Impeach Judge Longoria

June 20th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

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June 20th, 2011 11:34:50

Four Movies for Fathers of Sons and Sons of Fathers

June 18th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Frequency (2000). The most heart-warming shotgun killing ever produced by the cinematic arts. (more…)

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June 18th, 2011 18:14:54

Man gits rid of wart

June 17th, 2011 by Pecos Bill

Terminates it with extreme prejudice, actually, as my city slicker relations might likely chose to put it.

I’m finding myself a mite puzzled over the ornery Englishman’s feelings about firearms, though. And liquor ain’t all the painkiller it’s sometimes made out to be. Messes up your aim, too. I’m thinking this feller is lucky he can still call himself a man, if you’re gettin’ my drift.

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June 17th, 2011 12:55:30

Mormon Young Women, Modesty, and the Porn-Addled Youth of Today

June 17th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

You’ll want to read this dispatch from the front lines, by the father of a young teen-age LDS woman. It gets what modesty is about. (more…)

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June 17th, 2011 07:56:57

Another Reason not to Vote for Mitt Romney

June 16th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

I read the press release from the LDS Newsroom about immigration. (more…)

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June 16th, 2011 15:20:22

Flogging Doesn’t Shock Me.

June 16th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

This is an excellent editorial advocating that we bring back the lash. At least, until the mealy-mouthed end where he expresses a pious hope that we can get beyond punishment. That pious hope, like prison itself, is just a weak attempt to try and hide from ourselves the realities of evil, pain, and our own necessary harshness.

The other reform that is needed is is swifter trials. Prison sentences will often be attractive because by the time the trial rolls around, for lesser but more common crimes, the accused has already served most of his sentence. “Time served” is a frequent plea bargain.

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June 16th, 2011 09:25:31

Government in the Marriage Business

June 16th, 2011 by Bertie

Is marriage a business? When the dear little woman pulls down my head to hers and whispers “my mate” and, er, well, one needn’t elaborate. . . . Hardly here or there, what? The point, the thing I’m driving at, if you get me, is that one hardly associates the lovebird stuff with the green eye-shade set. Bertram isn’t actually married yet, I hear you saying, and I gracefully concede the objection. But I hardly see how a few well-expressed vows in front of a beneficent clergyman will transmute the bwessed awwangement into pots o’ goblins. Dashed nonsense.

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June 16th, 2011 08:58:10

From Mormon Missionary to Mass Murderer

June 16th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

No, wait, sorry. Actual headline: From Mormon Missionary to MBA. Apparently, out of the tens of thousands of Mormon kids who go through the MTC, a few go on to be big lugs in the business world. Which tells us something or other, or perhaps nothing at all.

Can’t say I care much. I admire entrepeneurs, I guess, and have a kind of respect for power and success in any guise, but I’d rather see a headline that said From Mormon Missionary to Medal of Honor Winner. That’s an article I’d print out and shove in the local Reverend Father’s face before mooning him.

Or From Mormon Missionary to the Moon and Mars. That’s good too. At least, if the Mormon Missionary in question was Elder Me.

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June 16th, 2011 08:18:36

El Shaddai: Ascension of Metatron

June 15th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

Mormon gamers could get way into this.

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June 15th, 2011 08:48:04

Feet to Zion

June 13th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life (more…)

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June 13th, 2011 11:20:12

Make The Desert Blossom Like a Squash Plant

June 13th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

Some good information from the Church on gardening.

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June 13th, 2011 10:49:18

Splitting the Difference

June 13th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

This is how you split the difference.

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June 13th, 2011 08:03:25