No, wait, sorry. Actual headline: From Mormon Missionary to MBA. Apparently, out of the tens of thousands of Mormon kids who go through the MTC, a few go on to be big lugs in the business world. Which tells us something or other, or perhaps nothing at all.
Can’t say I care much. I admire entrepeneurs, I guess, and have a kind of respect for power and success in any guise, but I’d rather see a headline that said From Mormon Missionary to Medal of Honor Winner. That’s an article I’d print out and shove in the local Reverend Father’s face before mooning him.
Or From Mormon Missionary to the Moon and Mars. That’s good too. At least, if the Mormon Missionary in question was Elder Me.