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Booby trap?

May 26th, 2011 by Vader

Chicago lawyer objects to buxom woman at trial table”   

I’m skeptical. I think if this was a genuine problem, it could be turned to the lawyer’s advantage: Pick a jury full of women, then find a way to make sure that the jury knows the buxom lady is working for your opponent.

From what I know of female psychology (admittedly,  not as much as I’d like) I’d think this would generate a lot of hostility in the jury towards your opponent.


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May 26th, 2011 12:26:53

John Mansfield
May 26, 2011

Great names: Gooch, Feofanov (carefully mispronounced as feo enough), Judge Rivkin-Carothers, Miss Atencia.

May 26, 2011

Vader, ever since Padme died, you’ve been such a misogynist!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

May 26, 2011

Rameumpton, you’re almost certainly right, but I’m curious what you saw in my post that displayed mysogyny.

May 26, 2011

In the interest of unbiased science… pics

Honestly, not much to see.

May 26, 2011

Meaning no offense to the young lady, but that makes it pretty open and shut.

May 27, 2011

Well, this is an interesting development.

Apparently the lady is the wife of the attorney.

May 27, 2011

The choice of glasses kind of gives away that her presence is intended to manipulate. No woman would wear those glasses in ordinary circumstances.

May 27, 2011

The glasses kind of jumped out at me, too. But maybe they’re a vain attempt to prove she wasn’t there to bemuse the jury.

Adam G.
May 27, 2011

Those are some buxom glasses alright.

Michael Palin of the Monty Python Players
May 28, 2011

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge… corrective lenses.

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