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College Football Fan

May 31st, 2011 by G.

I am a college football fan. (more…)

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May 31st, 2011 07:53:20

Coming out on Memorial Day

May 30th, 2011 by Vader

[Entertaining as the Vader persona is, there are some things it just doesn't work for. So I'm going to step out of character for this post. However, the reasons I am obligated to post as Vader still apply, so names and some details have been changed. The rest is true.]   (more…)

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May 30th, 2011 20:04:34

Memorial Day Thoughts

May 30th, 2011 by G.

Some Saints say that death ain’t no thang. (more…)

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May 30th, 2011 10:30:54

Anti-Social Media

May 29th, 2011 by GST

Scott B. at BCC once asked me if Adam G. had a Facebook account. I said, “No. Of course not. What do you take him for?”

Notwithstanding the official position of the Junior Ganymede on social media, I signed up for a Twitter account. But there is a catch: like Ozzy refusing to go on stage until he gets his one thousand brown M&Ms in a brandy glass, I’m not posting anything on Twitter until 100 of you become my followers or acolytes or whatever the term is.

If you do so, here is my pledge to you: I promise not to bother you with items about chess like I do here, nor pictures of my kids, like I do on Facebook. It will be nothing but jokes, pure jokes, of the finest quality. So follow me @K6GST.

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May 29th, 2011 21:08:15

Booby trap?

May 26th, 2011 by Vader

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May 26th, 2011 12:26:53

Supreme Court Rules in Arizona’s Favor on Immigration Issue

May 26th, 2011 by Pecos Bill

Mah friends say mah 12 arguments to the Supreme Court in this hyar case were mighty persuasive. I cain’t gainsay it. But I allow as how mah law pardner Colonel Colt deserves most o’ the credit. That’s right, yer durn, hornswoggling cayuses, come to Bill and Colt, LLC, fer all yer legal needs. You should know as how we don’t do divorces, howsomever. We do widowin’s.

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May 26th, 2011 11:56:18

A metaphor for Tea Party Republicans?

May 26th, 2011 by Vader

I wonder.

 

 

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May 26th, 2011 11:40:28

Choose your major wisely

May 26th, 2011 by Vader

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May 26th, 2011 11:35:00

LDS Media Library Online

May 26th, 2011 by G.

Pretty spiffy. It’s nice to have a one-stop shop for inspiration, amusement, and embarassment.

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May 26th, 2011 09:32:44

Fields of land mines

May 24th, 2011 by Pecos Bill

I reckon I should git git ahold of some of this forchlorfenuron, and see just what all it will do to a field of fine Hatch chili peppers.

After all, though I’ve always been able to count on Ol’ Widowmaker for home defense, a man’s got to be open to new ideas.

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May 24th, 2011 16:53:24

When Jr. Ganymede Themes Collide

May 24th, 2011 by John Mansfield

The facility where I work received a new captain a few days ago, and this one is addressed as “ma’am.” Before returning to Navy assignments from NASA a couple years ago, she performed five EVAs totaling 34 hours. (link, link)

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May 24th, 2011 11:47:11

I Shot Him as Much as I Could

May 23rd, 2011 by Pecos Bill

I kin count on one hand the number a times I had a shootout in the shower. It’s a durn unusual tactical sitchieation. Plinkin’ away with a .22 ain’t a bad choice.

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May 23rd, 2011 16:09:23

Gay Parenting Studies

May 23rd, 2011 by G.

Children raised by gay parents are more likely to be gay or bisexual themselves, a study shows. Also, those children are more likely to have their families break up. (more…)

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May 23rd, 2011 11:08:08

Institutional Conscience

May 23rd, 2011 by G.

An able defense of the need not just for individuals to freely practice their religion, but institutions. (more…)

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May 23rd, 2011 10:53:51

The Noveau Aristocracy

May 23rd, 2011 by Man SL

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May 23rd, 2011 09:18:09