The secret of raising a generation of geniuses

I fear the distinction between correlation and causation may not be perfectly aprehended among the Korean branch of the Asiatic peoples.

Not just Koreans. I understand that the Japanese prior to World War II took pains to protect the Jewish colony in Shanghai, on the grounds that the Jews would teach the Japanese how to be more successful capitalists.

Jeeves, my good man, I confess I’m not at all sure I’m entirely following you, what?

Are you trying to say that having a surplus of brains makes you want to read Talmud?