The Secret to High Birthrates
February 01st, 2011 by Adam G.
Georgia (the furrin one) got 20% more births after its Archbishop promised to personally baptize every family’s third child, fourth child, fifth child, and so on. I will do him one better.
To all my neighbors and fellow Americans, I personally promise to baptize your child even if its your first or second. You have my cast-iron guarantee.
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Filed under: Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | Tags: chess, demography, LDS, missionary, Mormon, Mormonism, offer void where prohibited and some restrictions apply
February 01st, 2011 15:16:56
La Llorona
February 1, 2011
I promise to drown them!
Bookslinger
February 1, 2011
Shouldn’t you have an asterisk*?
*That they are at least 8 year’s old and pass the baptism interview?
Vader
February 2, 2011
And here I thought the secret to high birthrates was early marriage and cold winter nights.
Well, and avoiding third-degree burns.
Bookslinger
February 2, 2011
There was a spike in births 9 months after the blizzard of 1978.