What Price Global Warming?

If you wish to converse with an urbane clubman, you shall find me wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying by a fireplace. Brrr, I mean to say. Icebergs aren’t in it.

And what I want to know is, what price Global Warming? I have been tooling about the city emitting CO2 into the atmosphere with expedition and resource, but does any sign of warming come within my purview? No, it does not.

I shall expect a gracefully worded apology from the proper quarters, or perhaps a refund.