Like “Mommy’s brain is made of mush.”
Further down in the original story, you find that the kid’s school had previously called the cops to take the kid away — for pointing a popgun at another kid and saying “Pow.”
The other kid had just stolen his toy truck.
I wonder about His Majesty sometimes. He chuckled when he heard the story. “If I was trying to turn the kid into the kind of emotionless psychopath who makes a good Death Star commander, I coulnd’t have done better.”