Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

I *like* space travel

November 22nd, 2010 by Vader

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November 22nd, 2010 11:32:45

Man up, Christie.

November 22nd, 2010 by Adam Greenwood

Governor Christie of New Jersey–what a guy! I’m a fan, which is why I wish he’d shut up about the supposed “prayer for his death.” (more…)

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November 22nd, 2010 08:28:24

“Don’t Be Evil”?

November 20th, 2010 by Vader

Bull.

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November 20th, 2010 17:07:05

Vacation

November 18th, 2010 by Vader

I need one.   (more…)

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November 18th, 2010 22:25:48

My First Cavity Search

November 18th, 2010 by Adam Greenwood

Too funny not to pass along.

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November 18th, 2010 14:12:58

“No taxation without respiration”

November 17th, 2010 by Vader

A critique of inheritance taxes.

One of my office minions gets a very generous Christmas check from her parents every year. Her parents are nice people and have a fair amount of money, but I don’t think this would happen if they weren’t trying to, in effect, slowly give her her inheritance under the Imperial radar.

So what’s so bad about that? She uses the money either to buy nice things she’s wanted for awhile or to pay down her mortgage. Both are nice for her, but neither really contributes much to increased economic productivity, as it likely would if it remained invested by her parents. I believe this is what economists mean by “dead weight.”

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November 17th, 2010 10:23:34

The real reason Stormtroopers can’t seem to shoot straight

November 17th, 2010 by Vader

Moral scruples.

I think there’s a bit more to it. The most dangerous opponents Stormtroopers have ever faced were the Jedi. And landing an accurate shot on a Jedi of that era simply meant getting the shot back with interest.

That’s not much of an incentive to accuracy when firing on charismatic young characters with whom the Force is.

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November 17th, 2010 09:57:21

Compounds Derek Lowe won’t work with

November 16th, 2010 by Vader

Nitrotetrazole oxide. Wimp.

At least his excuses are highly entertaining.

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November 16th, 2010 15:15:38

Procreation Day

November 16th, 2010 by Vader

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November 16th, 2010 11:18:09

“Trees Infused With Glowing Particles Could Replace Street Lights”

November 15th, 2010 by Vader

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November 15th, 2010 13:22:32

National Budget Calculator

November 15th, 2010 by Mike Fink

I fixed the budget in less time than it takes me to shave a grizzly with a rusty knife. 10 seconds on a slow day. (more…)

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November 15th, 2010 12:32:19

We Will Bury You.

November 15th, 2010 by Adam Greenwood

Phillip Longman’s self-appointed mission to stoke the fires of religious conservative triumphalism continues. (more…)

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November 15th, 2010 12:11:40

Revised Church Handbook

November 15th, 2010 by Adam Greenwood

I went to the rollout of the new Church Handbook on Saturday and leafed through the thing. (more…)

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November 15th, 2010 10:53:33

“The cave man mocks the particle physicist”

November 15th, 2010 by Vader

Analyzing the failure of the 10-10 video.

Snuff fantasies should not be expected to play well with most of the public.

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November 15th, 2010 10:20:31

Getting on board with populism

November 14th, 2010 by Vader

I’ve never been much of a populist, and I’m not that big a fan of Palin. This could change.

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November 14th, 2010 01:26:52