Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

I beg to differ

November 25th, 2010 by Vader

Comparing me to Lord Voldemort:   

I concede the whiny kid point

I have no idea who Robert Pattinson is or why he outweighs an entire planet.

On the other hand, I’ve been trying for years to explain to people that that was Tarkin’s doing, not mine. The man was insane.

On the gripping hand, I wasn’t actually personally responsible for the Ewok fiasco. I was off bonding with my son at the time. You have to have your priorities.

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November 25th, 2010 19:15:30
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Zen
November 27, 2010

Pattinson would be Edward of Twilight fame (previously Cedric Digory of Hogwarts fame).

It continually amazes me how much disproportionate venom people assume towards Twilight. It is more universally hated than other romantic movies, popular or not. Not that other romances are any more intellectually stimulating.

But then, I don’t normally watch chick-flicks.


John Sabotta
November 27, 2010

Lord Vader, Lord Voldemort, allow me to respectfully submit that the Head Space Zombie of Planet Planckton would pwn both of you mercilessly. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xny1k_space-zombie-bingo-1993_news


Zen
November 29, 2010

Comparisons with Voldimort are at least understandable. This, however, begs a few questions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7nMNjt5u0


Vader
November 29, 2010

Not being fluent in Asiatic languages, I’m not quite sure what that add was saying, but it appears to have accurately captured my kind and helpful side.

And who doesn’t like a lovable villain? I am myself secretly sympathetic to Bill Clinton ….

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