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Bells Touched by the Night Wind

October 30th, 2010 by Jeeves

When the bells jostle in the tower,
The hollow night amid,
Then on my tongue the taste is sour
Of all I ever did.
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October 30th, 2010 20:11:01

By Their Costumes Shall Ye Know Them.

October 29th, 2010 by Bartleby

I prefer to judge protestants by their clothes. (more…)

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October 29th, 2010 13:05:36

“…in the old days, the jesters used to court kings.”

October 29th, 2010 by Vader

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October 29th, 2010 11:07:31

“No child has ever been killed by poisoned candy. Ever.”

October 28th, 2010 by La LLorona

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October 28th, 2010 11:43:14

Putting your best foot forward

October 28th, 2010 by Vader

In the hotel advertising business.

His Majesty prefers the opposite approach:  (more…)

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October 28th, 2010 11:38:49

Just what the world needs

October 28th, 2010 by Vader

Tube-free toilet paper.

I love the American spirit of innovation.

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October 28th, 2010 10:59:11

How Language Shapes Us

October 28th, 2010 by Adam G.

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October 28th, 2010 09:21:06

“Town board recommends against Wayne Newton museum”

October 27th, 2010 by John Mansfield

The Liberace museum closed its doors last week, so shouldn’t there be space in the world now for a Wayne Newton museum, if not indeed a pressing need to maintain the cosmic balance? (more…)

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October 27th, 2010 09:20:23

The Future Pleads the Fifth.

October 26th, 2010 by Man SL

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October 26th, 2010 20:29:45

Primary Sunday

October 24th, 2010 by Adam G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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October 24th, 2010 20:27:12

Markets

October 23rd, 2010 by Vader

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October 23rd, 2010 10:57:36

The light of capitalism

October 23rd, 2010 by Vader

We know that the Light of Christ is a sure guide in matters of moral truth.  (more…)

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October 23rd, 2010 10:02:22

Bon mot du jour

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

Frankly, that’s why I couldn’t give a rat’s behind whether the members of the Covenant of Christ [Evangelical Presbyterian Church] think I’m Christian or not. It’s irrelevant. It doesn’t matter what the President of the United States thinks, or the Pope, or the Bishop, or even the Prophet. In fact, it really doesn’t directly matter what I think. See Matt. 7:21 The only one who even remotely gets a vote on that question is Christ himself.

That’s why I’m trying as hard as I can to live my life so that when the day finally comes that I get to actually ask Him, face to face, “Was I a Christian?”, I’ll get to see Him smile.

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October 22nd, 2010 21:46:13

“The most amazing Halloween costume ever”

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

Clever.     (more…)

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October 22nd, 2010 21:21:43

A color for every cause

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

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October 22nd, 2010 21:16:44