Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

You are a precious snowflake, life’s a blowdryer.

August 31st, 2010 by G.

This is a really outstanding rant on modern weddings.

It hardly needs to be said that the Jr. Ganymede endorses horsewhipping people who craft their own vows on the steps of their club. Assuming a club would have them.

About folks who say their vows while skydiving, we can only express a wish that in the dictates of kindly providence their parachutes may fail to open.

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