Reading too fast
July 13th, 2010 by GST
I was quickly scanning the Wikipedia entry for novelist James Gould Cozzens and I misread the sentence “After a year he accompanied his mother to Europe, where he tutored a young polio victim to earn money” as “After a year he accompanied his mother to Europe, where he tortured a young polio victim to earn money.”
Ben Pratt
July 13, 2010
Not every child gets an allowance, you know.
Adam Greenwood
July 14, 2010
It’s not how you earn your money, it’s how faithfully you tithe.
Vader
July 14, 2010
Speaking of which, His Majesty has been trying to recruit me into Scamway for some time now, but I will not turn.
My son claims to feel some good in me, but His Majesty is pure evil.