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“The Purpose of Journalism”

July 29th, 2010 by Vader

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July 29th, 2010 11:49:57

White trash not welcome

July 29th, 2010 by Vader

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July 29th, 2010 11:42:02

Christians Not Wanted

July 29th, 2010 by G.

More gays-of-intolerance news: (more…)

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July 29th, 2010 09:22:01

Zelph the Black Patriot

July 29th, 2010 by G.

You’ve probably heard of Dasher and Dancer and Zelph the White Lamanite. But do you recall the most famous Zelph of all? Zelph the Black Patriot? (more…)

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July 29th, 2010 08:38:40

Update on Elbphilharmonie

July 28th, 2010 by John Mansfield

ElbphilharmonieThe New York Times has an update on construction of Hamburg’s Elbphilharmonie (link):

“The spotlight so far has been on the Elbphilharmonie, a 350-million-euro (and counting) project, or more than $433 million, with a tentative completion date of 2013. Designed by the Swiss architects Herzog & de Meuron to look like a glass wave cresting atop a brick warehouse, it is at the end of the Am Sandtorkai peninsula, and will eventually house the NDR Symphony Orchestra’s concert hall, a five-star hotel and about 60 luxury apartments. (more…)

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July 28th, 2010 14:39:06

Congressional Performance Art

July 28th, 2010 by Bertie

I’m not familiar with the artist, but, dash it all, if I were to meet the fellow I’d pump his hand with warm enthusiasm. His stuff shows definite whatsit.

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July 28th, 2010 11:16:08

“Who goes Nazi?”

July 27th, 2010 by Vader

Via First Things:    (more…)

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July 27th, 2010 09:12:02

Lo, Flash Opera is the Bee’s Knees

July 27th, 2010 by G.

Hepcats know that flash opera is totally rad. (more…)

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July 27th, 2010 09:11:20

Rocks ruled unsafe for school children

July 26th, 2010 by Vader

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July 26th, 2010 10:43:12

Bagpipes

July 26th, 2010 by Bertie

All this dashing Inspector Whozit saves the sweet young thing from the clutching maw of the Black Hand fiction is all very well–none like it better than I–but one longs for something not quite so fraught with tension when one wakes up at 1 or 2 PM in the morning with a frightful headache like costermongers quarrelling.  It is then that the young master likes to dip into the Book of Revelations.  Refreshing stuff.  One reads about giant grasshoppers swanking around making life unpleasant and one has the soothing recollection that it is happening to some other fellow.  Not to oneself, if you follow me.

But not even the roll of years and the dashed English Channel is quite enough separation to read the following with repose, even if it was inflicted on the French.  After all, dash it, one has one’s human feeling.    I am aghast.  Positively:   (more…)

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July 26th, 2010 10:18:17

LOL, Your Worship.

July 26th, 2010 by G.

If this doesn’t become the official lingo of the Jr. Ganymede, it is only because such sick excellence is unbecoming us knavish squares.

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July 26th, 2010 10:12:58

Pioneer Day.

July 24th, 2010 by G.

Happy Pioneer Day. Our flags are out, our neighbors are bewildered, and our feet our itching for the square dance tonight at the stake center. (more…)

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July 24th, 2010 12:15:53

Modern intolerance.

July 23rd, 2010 by Bartleby

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July 23rd, 2010 13:18:46

Verbigerous Grandiloquence

July 23rd, 2010 by G.

About halfway through today’s Golberg File, Jonah remembered that he’s supposed to be embiggening our vocabularies. He didn’t include a glossary, though, so I’ve created one in loco lazycolumnistensis. (more…)

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July 23rd, 2010 11:26:57

I’ve been framed

July 23rd, 2010 by Vader

It is regrettably easy to simulate my likeness for criminal purposes.

Though this disguise wasn’t that great. It’s unthinkable I would wear a dark blue cape.

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July 23rd, 2010 09:55:58