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The key to saving your marriage

May 27th, 2010 by Vader

Soft toilet paper.

Lileks has an amazing gift for finding the most jaw dropping nonsense from the past.

Far be it from me to offer marriage advice. After all, my wife helped a dangerous felon try to kill me, which suggests things were not going well. But I’m guessing soft toilet paper would not have helped.

Comments (3)
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May 27th, 2010 15:00:10

May 27, 2010

Dang. We used wet wipes, actually (don’t ask – sensitive topic).

If I had only known! Too late now. But I shall keep this in mind for my next trip on the relationship lottery.

Matthew Anderson
July 2, 2010

the best way to make yourself a loathsome pain in the derriere is to post hemorrhoid treatment comment spam.

Layla Collins
September 27, 2010

saving your marriage should always be the priority if you want a lasting relationship*;`

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