Junior Ganymede
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Minneapolis lawyer steals from clients to remodel home

April 15th, 2010 by GST

Says the managing partner of his law firm: “He’s seeking counseling.  He needs to figure out for himself what led to all of this.”

My guess is that it’s greed.

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April 15th, 2010 13:00:01
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Vader
April 15, 2010

Couldn’t resist stealing your diagnosis for their comments section. I guess I’m greedy.


Zen
April 15, 2010

What kind of a real-estate lawyer is this? He steals $2 M to renovate a house now worth $1.75 M. Do they let just anybody into law school these days?


Adam Greenwood
April 15, 2010

Getting in touch with your inner greed is therapy?

Shoot, add a soupcon of lust and pride and I’m practically a master class in counseling.


Vader
April 16, 2010

And anger. Don’t forget anger management.

Lust is less of a concern with me than some. The damage was quite extensive and the armor would get in the way anyway.

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