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The Noachian Covenant

February 15th, 2010 by Adam Greenwood

AKA Noah’s covenant, aka, the most butt-kicking, hairy-chested, hidebound, hardshell covenant of shazam in the world. Steaks, sex, and the firing squad, man.

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February 15th, 2010 10:17:49
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Vader
February 15, 2010

And booze. Don’t forget booze.


Zen
February 15, 2010

Not to detract from it’s perfect awesomeness, but it is the only Covenant with a rainbow colored theme. I suppose there is something in that covenant for just about everybody.


Adam Greenwood
February 16, 2010

Good point, Zen. This covenant, you gotta be secure in your masculinity.


Johnna
February 28, 2010

and no Vampirism.

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