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Facial Politics

January 29th, 2010 by G.

Apparently you can identify politics and party affiliation by looking at people’s faces.

Here’s a field guide for the interested.

Face ————————————> Politics/Party Affiliation

Plastered all over everything –> Big Brother
Jug ears –> 21st Century American President
Manly, noble, attractive –> Adam G.

Comments (3)
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January 29th, 2010 09:30:35

January 29, 2010

This kind of thing has a long history, going back to phrenology and continuing with the Nazi “science” of racial classification.

Which does not leave me with a warm feeling.

January 29, 2010

Adam, I never knew that you were a party. Makes sense. So, how do I join?

Adam G.
January 29, 2010

the membership fees are stiffish.

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