Victory in the gender wars
December 02nd, 2009 by Vader
“Men, our long twilight struggle with the opposite sex is over. Our victory is total.”
Sure, there are downsides. Civilization has now entered into free fall; those masterpieces of art and science and literature, for which men have been almost exclusively responsible, have ceased to issue forth from our minds and hands — and is it any wonder? Such pyrotechnics are no longer necessary to impress women, which, really, was the only reason we bothered.
A bazillion-megaton play for chicks?
Comments (6)
Filed under: Birkenhead Drill,Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | Tags: death star, gender wars, so this is how victory looks
Filed under: Birkenhead Drill,Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | Tags: death star, gender wars, so this is how victory looks
December 02nd, 2009 22:16:10
Bruce Nielson
December 3, 2009
Oh my gosh, that was freakin’ hilarious.
Where the heck do you dig these things up Vader? Doesn’t your day job conquering the galaxy keep you too busy?
Vader
December 3, 2009
It’s good to have a way to kill time during those lengthy hyperspace jumps.
Bruce Nielson
December 3, 2009
Ah, now you’re just being silly.
According to Roger Penrose, if you sent a message on the internet while in hyperspace, it would arrive backwards in time.
Vader
December 3, 2009
Silly you. They’re cached until I come out of hyperspace.
Man SL
December 3, 2009
Belch.
Mogollon Monster
December 4, 2009
[makes whistling sounds]