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“Riverview man shaves daughter’s head as punishment”

September 18th, 2009 by GST

News item here.

This seems to be to be a perfectly reasonable punishment, especially if your daughter’s infraction was consorting with German soldiers during the occupation.

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September 18th, 2009 10:46:52

Men’s Incomes Drop

September 18th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

He whom the Lord loves, He chastens, so . . . this is obviously discriminatory against women, who are being denied the full blessings of poverty and adversity.

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September 18th, 2009 09:45:39

Constitution Day

September 17th, 2009 by Bertie

I will celebrate Constitution Day with the American cousins by taking a nice walk and a fortifying glass of port.

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September 17th, 2009 07:17:02

C.S. Lewis savages J.B.S. Haldane

September 16th, 2009 by Vader

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September 16th, 2009 10:39:02

Chinatown Missionary Photo Essay

September 16th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

Its the prayer poses get to you.

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September 16th, 2009 08:57:07

Everything I know about kissing a woman…

September 15th, 2009 by GST

… I learned from James Tiberius Kirk.

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September 15th, 2009 08:37:14

Armadillo Wins Stage Two of the Lunar Lander Challenge

September 15th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

I’m mighty proud of Armadillo, yessir. Them rockets can be as cantankerous as a mule with burrs in its toothbrush. (more…)

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September 15th, 2009 07:01:36

I hate Mormons

September 14th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

Now that we’re becoming Indians, the wisdom of our prohibition on the use of firewater becomes apparent.

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September 14th, 2009 16:40:53

Israel accused of bovine invasion

September 14th, 2009 by Vader

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September 14th, 2009 11:12:11

The ghost fleet

September 14th, 2009 by Vader

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September 14th, 2009 09:26:01

“If it were not assize-time, I would not take such language from you.”

September 14th, 2009 by GST

The Serena Williams outburst naturally brought to mind Tuberville v. Savage, (1669) 1 Mod Rep 3, 86 ER 684, in which it was held that the statement above, coupled with the gesture of putting a hand on the sword as though to draw it, did not constitute assault, as the statement was an expression of intent to not do any harm.

So to it seems with Ms. Williams’ oath, “If I could, I would take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat.”  The qualifier “if I could” seems to recognize that she cannot, and will not, shove the cursed ball down anyone’s cursed throat.

Not polite, and not very sporting, but not assault, even if coupled with a threatening gesture with the ball.

Dont make me come over there and teach you something about the common law tort of assualt.

Don't make me come over there and teach you something about the common law tort of assault.

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September 14th, 2009 09:06:11

Mandatory LBGT Sensitivity Training for Kindergartners

September 13th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

The only thing mandatory about this should be a swift kick in the pants for the administrators.

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September 13th, 2009 19:55:43

Norman Borlaug

September 13th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

I give you Norman Borlaug, father of the Green Revolution, official blog hero of the Junior Ganymede and of all right-minded men.

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September 13th, 2009 19:42:38

September 11, 2009

September 11th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

September 11, 2001. Eight years have passed—eight more nails in the cross—but we remember. (more…)

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September 11th, 2009 08:43:22

History coming around right

September 10th, 2009 by Vader

Jay Nordlinger explains: (more…)

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September 10th, 2009 14:09:25