Junior Ganymede
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Ever worse debt projections

September 30th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

Our deficits keep drillin’ down deeper ‘n’ deeper. Yeehah! We’re gonna hit oil!


Ah reckon you’re a darn sceptic, but it stands to reason we’re gonna hit oil, or something else jist as good. Shorely you don’t reckon that the United States Congress iz jist gonna to blow billions on bank president bonuses, clunker au-to-mo-biles, no-count home loans, and airports in towns where them Congressmen live? No, sir. They may not be brighter then yer regular heifer, but they ain’t stupid, when they’re sober.

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September 30th, 2009 16:28:38
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October 1, 2009

You’ve heard he has a temper,
He’ll beat you every night.
But only when he’s sober,
So you’re all right.

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