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Israel accused of bovine invasion

September 14th, 2009 by Vader

Joseph Hertzlinger reports:

Cows with guns?

Cows with guns?

The latest dastardly Israeli activity has been invasion by cow:

Israeli cows guided by Israeli shepherds have been crossing the border in an act southerners are condemning as a violation of the country’s sovereignty, especially since the cattle is being protected by the Israeli Army. The bovine “incursions” have even provoked Lebanese dogs that have now made it their mission to make the cows return where they came from.

The Other Side is going to milk this for all its worth. On the other hand, our honor is at steak!

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September 14th, 2009 11:12:11
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Adam G.
September 14, 2009

Let us not stampede to judgment, lest we steer wrong.


Stephen Maturin
September 14, 2009

He who would make a pun would pick a pocket.


Vader
September 14, 2009

Pickpocketing lands you in the punitentiary.

Where they punish you.

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