President Obama’s Speech to the Children

I find that the American President was ballyragged into speaking to a bunch of snot-faced children. Gosh! Even the steely of a Wooster curdles in the face of such an ordeal. One hopes that–like Augustus Fink-Nottle, an acquaintance of mine of whom I shall tell you at some other time–Mr. Obama did not neglect to fortify his tissues before facing down this fearsome task. It seems the lot of Presidents, much like Earls, or, rather, the lot of Earls, is not wholly enviable.