To steal a line from Adam Greenwood:

Ah, the sweetness of Mormon life.

Not our Lord

Picked up a great story this weekend:

A newly called Primary teacher enters her clasroom the first day and begins her lesson: “Now children,” she says, “What’s cute and furry, has a big bushy tail, lives in trees and stores nuts for the winter?”

The kids all stare at her in confusion while she patiently encourages them. Finally, one little girl timidly raises her hand and says, “Well, I know the answer’s ‘Jesus,’ but it sounds more like a squirrel to me.”