Junior Ganymede
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Unclear on the concept …

July 30th, 2009 by Vader

… of a free and independent press: Our own leading journalists.

Fake, but accurate

First, there’s this from the man who tried to bring down a Presidential candidate with forged documents:

The free press, as established by the First Amendment to the Constitution, ought to operate as a public trust, not solely as a money-making endeavor, Rather argued, and it’s time the government make an effort to ensure the survival of the free press. If not the government, he suggested, then an organization like the Carnegie Foundation should take it on. Without action, he predicted, America will lose its independent media.

The labored breathing you’re hearing is me gasping in astonishment.

“If we do nothing more than stand back and hope that innovation alone will solve this crisis,” he said, “then our best-trained journalists will lose their jobs.”

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

Then there’s this:

A revolving door

A revolving door

Daren Briscoe, a Newsweek correspondent who was embedded with Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential campaign, has taken a job with the Obama administration, according to an email sent to a listserv of his classmates at the Columbia University’s Graduate School of Journalism.

The email, written by Time reporter and fellow Columbia grad Jay Newton-Small, said Briscoe would be serving as deputy associate director of public affairs for the Office of National Drug Control Policy as of Monday.

Despite his multiple basketball games with our commander-in-chief, he always brought a skeptical eye to his work and in conversations about the candidate,” Newton-Small wrote the email.

Yuh-huh. Sure.

Satire seems redundant when this is your reality.

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July 30th, 2009 10:47:02
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Adam G.
July 30, 2009

If that’s the worst thing that ever happened, we could live with it.


Bruce Nielson
August 1, 2009

“Despite his multiple basketball games with our commander-in-chief, he always brought a skeptical eye to his work and in conversations about the candidate,”

That’s got to be the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

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