Little German Boy Hit By Meteorite

That article is useless. They didn’t even talk about what kind of super powers (uber powers?) this kid ended up with as a result of this accident.

Stupid east coast media!

I try to live at high altitudes, I go outside without a hard hat, what does a guy have to do to get hit by a meteorite around here?

Matsby, I’m having trouble with the superpower thing too. Maybe I’m radiating the spiders wrong?

On Saturday there was a big thunder storm. As I was walking to my car, I passed under a large tree. My first thought was “I should get away from this tree, what if it gets hit by lightening?” But then I decided to stay under the tree because “on the other hand, if I get hit by lightening, then I’ll be able to fly and shoot electricity out of my fingers and see through people’s clothes.”

But a metiorite would be even better.

Radioactive spiders, meteors, lightning, feh …
Midichlorions are the way to go.

The power to destroy an entire system is insignificant when set against the power of the Force.