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How you like me now, Satan?

May 31st, 2009 by G.

In Sunday School the talk turned to the council in heaven and Satan’s competing plan of salvation. Why, the teacher asked, does God allow Satan to try to sabotage God’s plan? (more…)

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May 31st, 2009 20:08:04

Education the Way It Ought To Be

May 30th, 2009 by G.

Get your highschool diploma and an advanced degree in Awesome, all at the same time. Not bad.

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May 30th, 2009 14:40:57

Energy

May 30th, 2009 by GST

Driving home from work yesterday I was listening to an early Skeptoid podcast, a skeptical show about psuedoscience.  It was about how New Agers have no notion of what energy is–instead of a measurement of capability to perform work, they think about it as a glowing cloud of mystical goodness or something.

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May 30th, 2009 10:02:56

Thunderwood College

May 29th, 2009 by GST

Some people are down on bogus academic institutions.

But not all b.s. colleges are equal.   This one appears to be superb.  I’ve already been awarded my M.S. in Healing Touch!

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May 29th, 2009 18:54:28

Kent Larsen on gated communities

May 29th, 2009 by GST

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May 29th, 2009 13:06:45

Another Great Round-up

May 28th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

I ain’t a singing feller, but when the thunder is hollerin’ I holler back. Tain’t in the hymnal, but I reckon this here song is all right. (more…)

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May 28th, 2009 13:31:02

Abomination of Desolations

May 28th, 2009 by G.

Some stupid people act like there’s something wrong with sex-change operations or amputating healthy limbs. (more…)

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May 28th, 2009 09:11:14

Spanish Mormon Church Turns 40

May 26th, 2009 by Bertie

This calls for the red cummerbund sash thing. A touch of the jolly old hidalgo, don’t you know.

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May 26th, 2009 15:27:54

Chiang Kai-Shek

May 26th, 2009 by admin

The Junior Ganymede regrets to announce that the Generalissimo has declined our invitation to guest blog.

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May 26th, 2009 13:44:27

Best Books of Military History

May 26th, 2009 by G.

What’s your favorite? I’ve read Shelby Foote’s Civil War several times, though more as an American devotion than for the military history. And I always skip the epilogue. Davis might have been a fine fellow but he still should have been hanged.

Keegan is always very readable.

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May 26th, 2009 12:54:07

Prop. 8 survives.

May 26th, 2009 by G.

King Solomon says, uh, you want I should cut this infant horizontal or vertical?

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May 26th, 2009 12:19:48

More Mormon Women than Men

May 26th, 2009 by G.

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May 26th, 2009 10:23:53

The Real Comparison Between Zheng He and Apollo

May 26th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

You kin eat beef but you caint eat national prestige.

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May 26th, 2009 07:39:38

Decoration Day

May 25th, 2009 by G.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. (more…)

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May 25th, 2009 13:06:13

Canada, Land of the Free(r)

May 22nd, 2009 by Bertie

The horse that the stewards rejected is now become the first place finisher, as someone once said.

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May 22nd, 2009 10:33:53