Junior Ganymede
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Moon Base 2020

January 26th, 2012 by Pecos Bill

Goldurn, Newt Gingrich, you lyin’ bag of bloat, quit tryin’ to make me like you. So fur yur efforts are a durn sight too near successful. Dad blast it, furst a cussed Democrat talked sense and now even yur doin’ it, it ain’t right.

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January 26th, 2012 13:09:19

Summarizing SOTU

January 26th, 2012 by Vader

In a single snarky run-on sentence. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t spot-on.

 

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January 26th, 2012 09:31:22

A speech finely tuned to the audience

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

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January 25th, 2012 17:46:32

Police chief unclear on the concept

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 17:13:58

Shocking video of U.S. Marines urinating on corpses

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 10:49:13

Homosexuality can be a choice.

January 24th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Over the past several years I’ve made several comments at various blogs that same-sex marriage (which is a very big step in the overall destigmatization of homosexuality) will lead to homosexuality becoming a socially acceptable choice.

Well, it has started sooner than I thought it would.  I refer you to recent statements by Cynthia Nixon, who, after a 15-year marriage to man, claims she chose to be gay.

Couple this with primary and secondary school textbooks being rewritten to contain positive homosexual characters, and arts and media presenting positive homosexual characters and role models.

I  invite you to connect the dots and extrapolate.

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January 24th, 2012 11:59:58

Big, Bad Ideas (and Some Good Ones)

January 24th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Gingrich’s space ideas, some of ‘em, make me want to hoot ‘n’ holler. But his other notions plumb make me want to shoot the cheatin’ varmint. Them thar fancifal decoctions of what he is pleased to call his headpiece are dumber than a steer in a dairy.

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January 24th, 2012 10:08:05

Decidedly eccentric

January 23rd, 2012 by Vader

A most unusual lecture on some genuinely groundbreaking medical research. Warning: Not for the modest. Hint: The research was on novel treatments for the condition we bashfully call E.D.

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January 23rd, 2012 12:42:15

More Free E. James Stone

January 23rd, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

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January 23rd, 2012 10:09:28

What Sports Are About

January 23rd, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

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January 23rd, 2012 10:02:26

The body of Jesus Christ is the eternal image of all bodies, spiritual and physical alike.

January 20th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

I’ve sometimes had the weird experience of learning new truths about the gospel from an outsider. (more…)

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January 20th, 2012 17:10:19

Another Free Mormon Book

January 20th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Looks worth a look, see here.

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January 20th, 2012 15:56:58

Selling Papers Doesn’t Make Cents Anymore

January 20th, 2012 by John Mansfield

In the mood for a doughnut, I stepped in a bakery this morning, and when the clerk rang up my two sour cream doughnuts, the kind that used to be buttermilk and not quite so sweet, I decided to pick up a Washington Post as well. $2.20 changed to $3.26. Surprised, I looked at the front page, and sure enough, in the corner where it used to say 75¢, it now says $1. Answering my question when that happened, the clerk said since Monday.

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January 20th, 2012 12:57:50

Like Father, Like Son. Jong-Un looks at things.

January 19th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Sub-titled: “The Jong remains the same.”

Someone (connected to this blog?) has a photo blog consisting of photos of the now-deceased North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il looking at things, usually accompanied by his high-ranking military officers.

And it seems his son Kim Jong-Un, wearing a similar style coat and accompanied by some of the same officers, has kept up the tradition.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088854/The-Jong-remains-North-Korea-said-expect-change-right–new-leader-follows-fathers-footsteps–jacket.html

 

Update: And the  photo blog of Jr. looking at things is up.

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January 19th, 2012 15:09:55

Activist Devoted to Protecting Baby Seals

January 18th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Is killed by seals in vicious gangland-style waddleby beating. Seal spokesmen could not be reached for comment.

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January 18th, 2012 17:30:50